![]() "Well, it's been real, but I have a date to catch. "Why are we in such a rush to leave the tide pool when the only things waiting for us on shore are the sands of time and the hungry seagulls of slowly growing apart?" "I'm prepared for any insane adventure life throws our way and I don't know about you, but I'm looking forward to every one of them." "These people don't want me to say what I'll do, they want me to do what I'll say!" "I settled on a thruth today that is always going to be true: that I'll do anything for my friends." I reluctantly accept it when it's thrust upon me." "Hey, did you hear about the turtle in China? Two packs a day!" "The funny thing about being smart, is that you can get through most of life without ever having to do any work." And freedom? well, I think that's just a little bit better." "I'm no politician I'm just a fella, I think that beer should be cold, and boots should be dusty. So if you think about it, I'm the sanest person here." I'm just a guy who doesn't like taking tests, doing work, and getting yelled at. I always know that what I'm doing is wrong. So either I'm god, or thruth is relative. "I discovered at a very early age that if I talked long enough, I could make anything right or wrong. "If crazy people can't be at, then where are we supposed to go?" "It's called chemistry, I have it with everybody!" It's clear to you that I am awesome, but I can never admit that, because that would make me an ass." TV never came home drunk, Tv never forgot me at the zoo, TV never abused and insulted me. "We're the only species on earth that observes shark week." Let's get a house we can't afford and a dog that makes us angry." "The next person that offers me charity or pity will be mentioned, by name, in my suicide note." I see the appeal, and I would never take it away from anyone, but I would also never stand in line for it." "Doing more than the minimum amount of work is my definition of failing." "Harrison Ford is irradiating our testicles with microwave satellite transmissions!" "You are all better than you think you are, you are just designed not to believe it when you hear it from yourself." I hope you have something to gain from this. Well, I'm here to give you some inspiration, by listing a massive amount of quotes that I enjoy. It's a given, of course, that it must be a Community quote, but the question remains: Which one? Many of us face the difficult challenge of choosing a quote for the yearbook. Official website (NBC) list of episodes.Please see The Official /r/Community WIKI. To write spoilers in comments, use the following format: >!Spoilers go here!< Please try to keep off-topic posts to a minimum! Some of the Community cast members have their own subreddits, so consider posting stuff related to them there instead.
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